This is not my story. These are not my characters.
This fanfic script belongs to my dear friend Ashy, so I hope you enjoy it! There are several things you need to know
in order for some parts of this to make sense. First of all, the story takes place after the Alaska... incident.
Secondly, the water in the swan tunnel is aproximately 1 foot deep, or 30 centimeters, so it's deepenough that if you fall
flat on your face, you're fully submerged, but can easily stand up in it without having to float. Well, with that said,
you can now continue reading this lovely story written by the twisted and fascinating mind of my friend and accomplice in
crime, Ashy!
It was a great day. The gang was going to the carnival.
They were so excited. What's in store for them?
Kagome: This will be great, guys.
We'll get to ride all kinds of rides.
Shippo: I'm so excited. *Ooo's and
aww's at the rides*
Kagome: Okay, guys, what should we do
first?
Shippo: Lets get on that! *points to the
round up*
Kagome: Okay.
Everyone walks over. Miroku and Sango look a little
scared.
Inuyasha: What does this thing do?
Kagome: It spins around.
Sango: What's the point of that?
Kagome: It's fun. Come on, let's
get on!
Everyone gets on. Finally everyone is situated and ready
to go. The guy running the ride starts it up. After the interesting ride everyone is dizzy.
Shippo: That was fun!
Inuyasha: Feh, that was stupid.
Miroku looks around. He notices a ride called "The Tunnel
of Love".
Miroku: Sango, would you like to get on
the ride with me? It needs two people.
Sango: Umm. . .*she sees Miroku staring
at someone else*
Shippo sees what Miroku is looking at, Kagome sees too.
Kagome: Oh, Miroku. You try.
Sango: What are you up to now?
Miroku: *sad* Nothing. . .
Next, the girl he was staring at comes over to Miroku.
She's very pretty and has silvery colored hair. She's wearing TONS of makeup.
Girl: Excuse me *talking to Miroku* would
you like to go through the tunnel with me?
Everyone is shocked.
Miroku: Sure. *very excited and happy*
Sango: Oh, boy.
Shippo then takes Kirara into the tunnel. That leaves
Inuyasha, Sango, and Kagome.
Kagome: Inuyasha. . .
Before she could finish a whirlwind came and swept Kagome
into the tunnel. It was Koga.
Koga: I have my woman once again.
*Picks Kagome up*
Kagome: I am not your woman.
Koga runs away with Kagome still under his arms. Inuyasha
and Sango are left. They decide to go in after Kagome.
Inuyasha: Koga get back here. I'll
kill you.
Koga: *enjoying the cute swan ride* She's
mine! I'll fight you!
Up ahead are Miroku and the girl.
Miroku: I know this is sudden but, I was
wondering, would you bear my child?
Echoes of the question went back to Sango and Inuyasha.
Sango: He made the move already?
Inuyasha: Yep. When will he learn?
Girl: *slaps Miroku* I have tricked you.
I'm not a girl! I am Fluffy. . .I mean, Sesshomaru. I have come to get my revenge.
Miroku: *sad* Oh, I knew this was too
good to be true.
Sesshomaru: I will now get my revenge
after what you did to my beautiful hair. You will pay!!!!
Miroku: *stunned* Trying to remember what
he did to Fluffy's hair. Oh, I remember now. *tries not to laugh. Flash back to the Alaska trip when he
sucked Fluffy's hair into his wind tunnel*
Sesshomaru: I will now kill you with my
new hand. Yes, my NEW hand.
Sesshomaru holds out his new hand. It is a rubber chicken.
Miroku: Umm. . .is that a rubber chicken?
Sesshomaru: No! It's my designer
prosthetic hand.
Miroku: No. . .that's a rubber chicken.
Sesshomaru: *pulls at his partially
bald head* It's not a rubber chicken! I will show you the power of the rubber chicken. . .I mean arm. *Holds out
the new arm. . .bwark bwark bwark. . .*
Miroku: That's disturbing.
Sesshomaru: So, at least I'm not the one
that constantly asks girls to bear my child. You don't even know me for 5 minutes. . .you don't even know if I'm gay.
. .and you asked me to bear your child!!!
Miroku: So what!?! You didn't
even answer my question.
Sesshomaru: I'm leaving. *steps off the
side of the swan boat and falls into the water* Ahhh. . .my boa's soaked! It was designer fur too!
Miroku: Your. . .umm. . .fluff.
. .is wet. *wrinkles his nose* Eww. . .wet dog!
Sesshomaru: I hate you! *shakes
like a dog*
Miroku: I'm sorry. For the first
time I must take back my request from you.
Sesshomaru: Grr. . .I'm leaving.
*disappears out of the tunnel*
Miroku is left alone in his little swan boat.
Sango: (to Inuyasha) Your brother
is retarded. The partially bald head of his must be getting to him.
Inuyasha: Feh. . .he's stupid.
Hey! We have to save Kagome!
Up ahead Kagome and Koga are in there swan. . .
Koga: You are my woman. You
will marry me!
Kagome: I've told you already!!!
NO!!!! I am NOT your woman!!! I am NOT Inuyasha's woman!!! I am NOBODY'S woman!!! How many times do
I have to tell you!! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!
*Inuyasha falls flat in the swan boat because Kagome said
SIT so loud*
Inuyasha: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha? Where are
you? It's dark in here and Koga won't sit down!
Inuyasha falls out of the swan boat into the water.
Inuyasha: Splash. . .gurgle. . .
It seems Inuyasha was mid leap over the water when Kagome
said the word.
Sango: Are you alright, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *gets up and shakes off* Why
I oughta. . . I'm gonna kill you Koga!!!
Sango: You know, I always thought
Koga was stupid. . .but kidnapping someone and making your getaway on a swan boat. . .that's a whole new level of stupid.
. .
Inuyasha: Feh. . .I'll get Kagome
back. *runs in the water until he finds Kagome and Koga*
Koga: I will kill you. . .This is my woman.
Kagome: I told you. . .I AM NOT
YOUR WOMAN!!! AND YOU WILL NOT KILL INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: That's right, I'm going
to kill you instead.
Kagome: No you won't. SIT!!
Inuyasha falls back into the water. He shakes the water
off like a dog then runs off to the exit just up ahead.
Miroku: *to himself* Oh, well. . .some
day. . .
Koga sees the exit and grabs Kagome and runs to the Ferris
wheel. Inuyasha is following. . .dripping here and there.
Inuyasha: When I get my hands on
you. . .
Before Inuyasha could finish his sentence Koga runs at him,
picks him up, and throws him into the Salt and Pepper Shaker ride.
Koga: Ha ha ha! *grabs Kagome
and takes her to the Ferris wheel*
The salt and pepper shakes starts.
Inuyasha: This isn't funny, Koga!
Inuyasha starts flipping out and gets scared. . .The ride
starts going around and around and around and finally it stopped. Inuyasha is free from the ride.
Inuyasha: I don't feel very good.
Miroku and Sango rush to his aid. Kirara and Shippo
finally got off the swan ride and rush over too.
Shippo: What happened?
Inuyasha: *trying not to throw up* Mommy.
. . the ground. . . it spins. . .
Miroku: Seems he is dizzy.
Sango: *slaps Inuyasha* Where's
Kagome?
Inuyasha: *coming back from dizzy
land* Kagome. . .
Koga and Kagome are on the Ferris wheel.
Koga: Are you having fun, my woman?
Kagome: If you say that I am your woman
one more time. . .you will
regret it!
Koga: You will be my woman!
I will kill that mutt, and you will be mine!
Kagome: That is it!!!!! I've had
it!!
Kagome starts screaming. Everyone at the carnival looks
around trying to find who's yelling.
Koga: Okay, okay, shut up!
You're not my woman.
Kagome: I want off this ride. .
. NOW!!
The ride
stops and they get off. Inuyasha and the others rush over.
